STUPID ANSWERS FOR STUPID QUESTIONS................"READ IT"........

Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2
am in the night and
ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.

2. You're making out with a
girl then you start pulling
her pants then she asks;
what are you
trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you

3. They see you coming out
of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a
bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet
bowl

4. You standing right in
front of the elevator
on the ground floor going
to your office, yet
they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come
down and get me!

5. Your boyfriend comes
home with a bunch
of flowers and you still asks
him; ''are those
flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy
tickets, a friend see's you
and ask; ''what are
you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!

7. When people see you
lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask;
''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to
die.

8. You went to a restaurant
n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I
get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on
the floor. A big laugh makes u send to another
person to laugh too

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